7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W 8EG


11:00PM - 03:30AM


Tonteria is an enchanting Mexican-themed nightclub in the heart of Sloane Square, London. Established in 2012 by the creative minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria offers a unique and captivating addition to London’s nightlife scene, inviting patrons to embark on a journey of theatrical delight and cultural immersion.

When you step inside Tonteria, you are transported to a realm that mirrors the vibrant tapestry of Mexico itself. This venue offers a multisensory experience, combining visual and gastronomic delights to create a Mexican haven in the heart of London. You can savour mouthwatering treats and tantalising cocktails at La Taqueria, the culinary jewel within Tonteria. The venue hosts immersive extravaganzas every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. Tonteria is known for its theatrical spectacles, including captivating parade shows and interior decor that transports you to the jungles of Tulum.

As the music fills the air and the ambience electrifies, indulge in signature cocktails like the “Maya pyramid,” the “lucky luchador,” or the exhilarating “tequila slammer.” Enjoy the communally shared cocktail menu with your friends while lounging in your booth, and don’t forget to savour authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu. The in-house DJ delivers a pulsating live music performance, inviting you to dance the night away.

Tonteria opens its doors from 8:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m., providing an opportunity for an exquisite culinary journey before transitioning seamlessly into the vibrant rhythms of the club. Tonteria takes pride in its remarkable Tequila collection, featuring rare and hard-to-find varieties for tequila enthusiasts to savour.

Tonteria also caters to celebratory occasions with personalised show options that elevate your festivities to an unforgettable level.

To ensure a seamless entry and an exceptional experience, Tonteria enforces an elegant and alluring dress code. Ladies are encouraged to embrace chic elegance with high heels, while gentlemen should opt for smart casual attire paired with stylish footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures you can fully enjoy the night and create lasting memories.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20. 

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 minimum spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 minimum spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes and no trainers.


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